Second rant of the day, now I've caught up with the news: anyone work in HR? Can I interest you in doing an exit interview with Mervyn King, allegedly in charge of the Bank of England?

Honest, Merv, you're not cutting it. Five years and you've just worked out the roulette bankers are a shower of irresponsible twats who have brought the world to its financial knees and need to be investigated. Next, you'll be telling us Osborne's strategy of cutting his way out of a recession isn't working. Duh! A clutch of Nobel prize winning economists and academics, not to mention Gordon Brown got there before you.

Time to retire, Merv, and let someone take over who knows what they're about. Oh, and PLEASE take Osborne with you.